Did you know....?
The smell of cake does not wake up Alex (even though he is the reason I started baking one...sigh)? You can see Alex dozing in the background.
Did you know....?
Going to bed does not mean physically getting into bed...it means lounging on the couch, having turned to the ESPN channel, volume turned up WAY too loud, then only watching five minutes of baseball highlights, having fallen asleep on the couch while clutching the remote refusing to get into bed even though one would be more comfortable sleeping in bed, as that is what beds are for...eh hem!?
Did you know....?
Taking out the trash is answering, "yes" to your wife asking, "since you're going out for cake ingredients (yes, the same cake mentioned above), will you grab the kitchen trash on your way out?" and then 15 seconds later walking out the front door instead of walking out through the garage door where she has placed the kitchen trash, neatly tied?
Did you know....?
Doing dishes does not actually require the removal of chocolate (or other sticky, greasy, gooey food remants) splotched on the side of the plate?
Did you know....?
Did you know that as Alex is ready to pour himself a mug of coffee before leaving for work tomorrow morning he will find there is no coffee, and the reason for no coffee is because he fell asleep on the couch the night before despite my logical request for him to get into bed? Well, I'll make the coffee tonight...since I need some too.
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And this is just 2 months. Can you imagine what 20 years will do to you?
Falling asleep on the couch is way better than falling asleep on the "ABC" mat in the dining room.
everything mentioned or noted in this blog has been happening for the past two years. Though I'm sure in 20 years, someone will be living on the other side of the house, with the kitchen in the middle for access and sharing.
We've discussed living apart...we've started w/ separate bathrooms.
and it's way better than falling asleep next to your dog on the kitchen floor...
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